From today's featured article
While crossing the George Washington Bridge, Geno found himself having to move his bowels. Being in heavy traffic and nowhere to pull over, he frantically searched his Sonic for something to contain the coming release. Finding only a plastic bag, he quickly oriented it on the driver’s seat, and between shifts in heavy traffic, managed to push…
Did you know...
Six actually found Geno in the dumpster.
His parents are dead. Cancer.
Sara. She’s going to call.
Alex Englebert. Fled to Florida to separate herself from Geno.
Aaron Berg. Fled to GAS Digital to separate himself from Geno.
Keanu Thompson Redefining the waif aesthetic, Keanu’s “Bonely Fans” has broken the internet. Wants to cohabitate with Geno when he acquires a larger vehicle.
